Stable Genius Advice: Washing Hands causes more harm than good.
“Washing hands cause more harm than good. We have super bugs created due to soap. The goverment [!sic] only makes people wash hands because Monsanto and Dial paid for fake studies that said washing hands is good. You don’t need to wash hands outside of showers unless you get poop on them maybe.”
Solid conspiracy you’ve got there fella. Only one thing: If you get poop on your hands, you are supposed to lick them not wash them. Because Aliens. Forgot Roswell?
